Up-to-date political
satire comes to the National Press Club when Shortis &
Simpson join forces with the House Howlers and the Shiny Bum Singers

The surplus has been ignored, the carbon tax ads that don’t mention the carbon taxhave hit our screens, leadership rumblings abound, cabcharges and union credit
cards are dirty words, a Green Milne walks in Brown footsteps, the opposition
is in campaign mode even though there’s no election.

 It must be time for the annual gathering of satirical minds in Smart Arses, Bums and Short Arses, up-to-date political satire from three perspectives.

 The House Howlers (parliamentary journalists, the Smart Arses) fresh from their annual spot at the Mid-Winter Ball), combine with The Shiny Bum Singers (public servants, the Bums), and Shortis & Simpson (cabaret artists, the Short Arses), in this feast of wit, irreverence, insight and hilarity.

Politics and bureaucracy have never been this funny.

Friday June 29, 8.30pm, $30

For the information of members and guests

Bookings at the National Press Club

A cure for the Budget Blues

Just as the budget and the budget reply have sunk in, what better way to survive the
onslaught from Swan and Gillard, Abbott and Hockey, than a night of laughs from
Shortis and Simpson. Relive the political highlights and lowlights that you wished you’d forgotten – the Great Australia Day Shoe Incident, the Rudd-Will-Save-Us-All resignation speech from Washington, the Julia/Kevin-Has-My-Full-Support character assassinations, the Ugly Leadership Spill, the New Carr on the Block, the
Queensland Election Massacre of Captain Bligh, the Slipper Saga, not to mention whatever happens between now and then.

Saturday May 12, Teatro Vivaldi, ANU Campus, 3 course dinner and show $70/$80/$90 (depending on seating), show only $40. 7pm (show starts 8.30pm).

Bookings 6257 2718

A cure for the budget blues.

Just as the budget and the budget reply have sunk in, what better way to survive the
onslaught from Swan and Gillard, Abbott and Hockey, than a night of laughs from
Shortis and Simpson. They haven’t been resting, just sharpening the arrows.
Relive the political highlights and lowlights that you wished you’d forgotten -
the Great Australia Day Shoe Incident, the Rudd-Will-Save-Us-All resignation
speech from Washington, the Julia/Kevin-Has-My-Full-Support character
assassinations, the Ugly Leadership Spill, the New Carr on the Block, the
Queensland Election Massacre of Captain Bligh, the Slipper saga, not to mention whatever happens between now and then.

So, come along to Teatro Vivaldi, eat, drink and be merry, and see what happens
when S&S are left to their own devices for a couple of months. One night
only. Book now!

Saturday May 12, Teatro Vivaldi, ANU Campus, 7pm (show starts 8.30pm)                    3 course dinner and show $70/$80/$90 (depending on seating), show only $40. Bookings 6257 2718

Shortis and Simpson have been locked away developing new shows for next year’s Canberra centenary, and beyond.

Soon they’ll be back with their first satire show of the year at Teatro Vivaldi, on the ANU campus. Come and see and hear what they have to sing about in this year of political highlights and lowlights- from the Lobby shoe incident, to the Rudd challenge, the two Carrs, the Queensland election and much more. Up-to-date satire at its very best.

One night only- Teatro Vivaldi, Friday May 11, 7pm dinner for 8.30 show. Book on 62572718

The cabinet documents for 1982 and 1983 have just been released, and as usual, Shortis and Simpson will accompany archival scholar Jim Stokes as he gives his wry and informative take on the cabinet documents. Shortis and Simpson top and tail the vent with a humorous, musical, quirky look at the years related to the cabinet release.

1982-83, what years they were! Lindy Chamberlain is found guilty, the Women’s Weekly goes monthly, video rental shops are popping up everywhere, and the CD is launched on the world. We’re still buying vinyl though and among the big hits were some Aussie classics like Down Under, Reckless, What About Me, I Was Only 19, Solid Rock, Great Southern Land. Bob Hawke became PM,  Australia won the America’s Cup, and the Gordon and Franklin Rivers were saved, launching the political career of Bob Brown. And much, much more!

But, unfortunately it is booked out.

Menzies Room at the National Archives of Australia, Queen Victoria Terrace, Parkes, ACT. Four performances- Sat/Sun Feb 4/5, 11am/2pm each day. Free but bookings essential. 6212 3956 or events@naa.gov.au

Shortis and Simpson have made their first ever appearance at the Woodford Folk Festival in Dec 2011. They performed two up-to-date political satire spots- Cabaret Politico- and a voice workshop- Vocal Play.

John Shortis marked his achievement of having survived 40 years as a full-time musician with a concert of his songs, performed by Shortis & Simpson, Peter J Casey, Ian Blake, Jon Jones, Dave O’Neill, with guests Jeannie Lewis, Kerry-Ella McAullay, Yanto and Peter Shortis, Mark Shortis, and Andrew Purdam. Canberra Southern Cross Club, March 4 2011

‘John Shortis’ celebration of 40 years full time in the music business rightly attracted a happy full house and a standing ovation at the end…. in the company of partner Moya Simpson and a stage full of musical friends and relatives, Shortis made the most of it……The result was a thoroughly enjoyable wander through his considerable range of song writing…. Long may the revels continue for Shortis the songwriter and performer….’ Alanna Maclean, Canberra Times March 9 2011

‘…a happy autobiographical concert……..not all songs brought tears of laughter; there were tears of poignancy too….stunning versatility through every gamut from satire to blues and even opera. …Aren’t we lucky we can call Shortis & Simpson our own?’ Clinton White, City News March 9 2011

Waxing Lyrical is more Gilbert than Sullivan, more Hart than Rodgers and more Ira Gershwin than George.

a witty look at the world of wordsmiths

The final show in the Q’s season in 2011 saw John Shortis’s quirky take on some of the world’s great songs and songwriters, but from the point of view of the lyrics- performed by Shortis & Simpson, with Peter J Casey, Ian Blake, Jon Jones and Dave O’Neill- directed by Carissa Campbell.

‘….a lively and funny celebration of wordsmiths from Johnny Mercer
to Paul Kelly, tracing musical lineages from W.S. Gilbert, via Ira Gershwin to
Tom Lehrer, all explained with John Shortis’ trademark wit. Anyone with a love
of the written word will get a real kick out of the way John teases apart the
triple rhymes of Lorenz Hart, explains the device of throwing in a foreign word
as a rhyme and demonstrates how Rolf Harris originally taught him how to scan. ……Backed by the versatile Ian Blake on saxophones and bass, Jon Jones on drums and Dave O’Neil on guitars and a mean bluegrass electric fiddle, and with segments by talented cabaret artist Peter J. Casey on baby grand, Moya Simpson’s voice bends to every genre you can name, from jazz standards to country, rock and folk. Most notably, Moya performed a spine-tingling, faithful and beautiful cover of Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights which was worth the entry price alone….’

Cathy Bannister- Stage Whispers Dec 3 2011         

Q Theatre Queanbeyan,
Fri/Sat Dec 2/3, 8pm, Sun Dec 4, 5pm.

Worldly Goods Choir turns 13 – spotty faces, blossoming body parts, sulky attitudes, slamming doores, and not a teenager in sight.

In October 1998, Moya Simpson formed a community choir, called Worldly Goods, for a one-offproject planned to last 3 months. Thirteen years later, that choir is still
going strong. We’ve turned teenage!

With world music as the repertoire, Worldly Goods is open to anyone, is audition free, and songs are learned by ear. With numbers always around 70 at any one time, the sound is joyous. Over the years there have been births, deaths, marriages and
enduring friendships.

The choir has participated in an enormous range of projects, such as representing the ACT at the Bendigo Gospel Festival, being part of a major Centenary of Federation event called Candid Canberra, mixing Beatles songs with Georgian folk song in John, Paul, Ringo and Georgia at the Hobart Voices Festival, and workshopping with choirs in an unforgettable trip to South Africa.

To celebrate the choir’s adolescence, the Belconnen Arts Centre will ring with Belco Belto, the big sound of Worldly Goods belting out 13 years of songs in 90 minutes, along with guest spots from choir leaders, Shortis and Simpson. Songs of Macedonian
Gypsies, Georgian toasts, Croatian love songs, South African chants, Pygmy
yodels, French Christmas carols,Beatles, Queen, Shortis originals, Canberran
ditties, and much, much more.

And all this as the sun sets over Lake Ginninderra.

All money raised from this concert will go towards the cost of Worldly Goods first CD, out next year.

Joyful, surprising, humorous, touching, uplifting – don’t miss it.

Belconnen Arts Centre, 118 Emu Bank, Belconnen. Sun Nov 13, 5.30pm.
$28/$20 conc. Plus booking fee. Bookings 6173 3300 or www.belconnenartscentre.com.au